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You’re Still Prettier Than Jessica Simpson February 27, 2007

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Ladies — in case you’re having a “fat day” or a “bad hair day” or a “oh god, why did I sleep with that guy in HR day” just a friendly reminder that no matter what, you’re still more attractive than jessica simpson. You’ve always been smarter than her and less inclined to fuck your own father, but now you’ve one-upped her in the looks department, too. I find that nothing bolsters the self-esteem like learning that you’re better than somebody else, especially somebody famous. That’s precisely why I’ve made it my living.

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