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Wipe Your Ass with Paris Hilton’s Face December 29, 2006

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Too bad Christmas is over, because I just found the gift of a lifetime.  A genius on eBay created his very own “Paris Hilton toilet paper” — black and white images of the heiress printed on your regular run-of-the-mill Charmin.  Although the auction ended earlier today, you could always scoop up that “Paris Hilton douche bag and tubing” I saw at the mall last week.  Because nothing says “vagina funk” and “not-so-fresh feeling” quite like Paris Hilton. 

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