The Clip Show: Disaster Week! March 31, 2007
· Hollywood DisasterWatch: Burbank Burns! Our citizen photojournalists on-the-ground offer us multiple perspectives of the Fire That Didn”t Affect Hollywood Much, Put Still Looks Pretty Damn Scary. · Hollywood DisasterWatch 2: The E! Bomb Scare: Ryan Seacrest flE!es! The E!vacuees. A time for HE!aling. · We are happy to pass along the rumor that George Clooney was behind the I Heart Huckabees videos, and he”s happy to tell us we”re wrong. (And to offer $1 million for someone”s head in a bag. We”re not exactly clear on whose.) · Introducing the Anna Nicole autopsy report, fortified with nine essential life-snuffing nutrients! · After Dark”s fun with suicide campaign runs afoul of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, and the still-hanging Captivity billboards earn the wrath of the MPAA. · The week in Britney: Fun Fact! Presbyterian is an anagram of Britney Spears. A sexywear shopping spree to combat the post-rehab blues. The D-I-V-O-R-C-E finalizes, y”all. · Diva-meltdown-mania with Katherine Heigl and Paul Rudd. · Don”t call it a comeback! Actually, Hillary would be fine if you called it that. Also: George Clooney cautious not to too eagerly dip Obama in his showbiz stink. · Do you know who Jeremy Piven is? Because if you did, he”d be seated by now. · Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston hold hands and jump the lesbian-kiss shark together. · Help us remember a time when Sanjaya was not a household name. (We”re not kidding. Please. Help us.) · A poem: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Optimus Prime is red and blue. Transformers is gonna suck. · Ick! Matthew McConaughey! (Oh, and killer jellyfish…But mostly Matthew McConaughey.) · Relax. All those Studio 60 loose ends no one has been talking about will be resolved. · Will Paris Hilton be served some rough justice?
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