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S.S. Katy Perry Massive Cleavage Pictures October 6, 2008

Katy Perry might have the shittiest song on the radio, beating even T.I.’s “Whatever You Like” and Lil Wayne’s “Got Money,” but god damn — when did top forty get so lame? There are dents in my dashboard from frantically punching every button in sight when the radio inadvertently comes on. I’ll closed-fist it with both hands and steer with my knees if I can’t make it stop, even if it means side-swiping another car or taking out a sidewalk full of children. I figure “Your Honor, ‘I Kissed a Girl’ came on and I couldn’t make it stop,” is pretty much an air-tight defense.