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S.S. Jodie Marsh, Empress of Elegance August 28, 2008

We Yanks might not know who Jodie Marsh is, but my fellow Brits will “recognise” her as that skank with the fake tits that managed to make a fucking belt look slutty. Anyway, she showed up at the “Daylight Robbery” premiere yesterday in this classy little number. It’s a sad commentary when a spandex/jersey knit unitard cut to the navel is an improvement on your last outfit. Of course, I use the term “improvement” loosely. It’s an improvement the way being constipated is an improvement on explosive diarrhea, or the way one lazy eye is an improvement on two lazy eyes. That is, negligible and likely to make your asshole chap. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, mates!