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Sketch of Michael Jackson’s Penis Posted on the Internet June 9, 2005

“At the beginning of a week which could deliver a verdict in the Jackson Molestation case, Matt Drudge posted a picture of Michael Jackson’s penis on the DrudgeReport.com. The sketch includes notes which deduct that there are ‘patches’ of discoloration that may be due in part to ‘bleaching cream.’ Many believe that Drudge may have been duped by this ‘leaked sketch.’ However, Sunday night during his weekly radio address, Drudge stood by the sketches stating that he is absolutely positive that they are real. Matt Drudge is best known as the proprietor of the popular U.S.-based Drudge Report website, which made national waves when it was the first to break the news of an inappropriate relationship between ‘a White House intern’ and President Bill Clinton (the Monica Lewinsky scandal) in 1998.” —JuiceeNewsDaily (US)

Ok, here’s the drawing of Michael Jackson’s penis. Supposedly it’s the drawing that the plaintiff made of Mr. Jackson’s penis. Is it real? A hoax? Is this the penis that terrified the little cancer patient? Or is this just Michael Jackson’s nose? After all that plastic surgery, it might be hard to say which is which.

If you have a close look at the “drawing,” you’ll see it consists more of words than of images, and they’re not easy to make out. The notes seem to say: “Cow-blotchy-pink / brown — not white but pink — Body oil stink — Brown patch on ass — left glut — Bleaching cream — Orietta.” Then there’s a little box that says: “My theory — ass bletched shades of brown [???] how a cow [???] Orietta bleach.” You get the idea: Michael Jackson has an ass that’s covered with brown and pink splotches that resemble the markings on a cow. As for the details, though, they don’t make a lot of sense. What’s Orietta? A quick Google search didn’t turn up any skin bleach with that or a similar name.

If the words are unclear, however, the lone image on the drawing is perfectly comprehensible. It represents the top of a generic little penis. If that’s really the size of Mr. Jackson’s member, it would be no wonder that he’d eschew adults in favor of children. No adult could look at that penis without laughing. It’s amazing that a man who spent so much money making his nose smaller didn’t do anything to improve his tool.


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