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Short Ends: Celebrities Shattering Eardrums October 31, 2005

· Our pals at TVGasm have collected some predictably horrifying (but still magical) clips from last night”s debut of But Can They Sing? For a sneak preview of the last noise you”ll hear when your soul slips out of your body for good, listen to Bai Ling”s rendition of “Like a Virgin.”
· Maddox Jolie is also an excellent last-minute costume idea, as long as you”re willing to live with a mohawk for a couple of weeks.
· So Martha”s all, “Fuck the Donald, I”m taking over the whole franchise,” but Trump goes, “Hey, low-rated cookie-baking beeyotch, you can bite my doily, I ain”t going nowhere.” You know, to paraphrase.
· Baldwin, Basinger wage heated battle for control of Ireland.
· Geraldo Rivera owns a DVD of Soul Plane. More shocking: He actually paid for it.

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