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Scarlett Johansson And Her Latest F.A.D.D* August 31, 2006

First of all, I like to say that Scarlett Johansson is absolutely gorgeous here at ‘The Black Dahlia‘ photocall. However, I’ve noticed a growing epidemic affecting Hollywood’s hottest stars and that’s a case of some very bad fashion sense. You know, a few months ago I used to love writing about how nice jessica simpson’s breasts looked in a tight top or how sweet Jessica Alba’s ass fit into a pair of jeans but now ladies fashion is getting worse and worse everyday. Take Scarlett and Mia Kirshner for example. What the hell am I supposed to write here?! That the colour of Mia’s dress is a nice shade of blue or that Scarlett’s shorts make her legs look long and lean. It’s enough already! If this trend continues, where hot girls wear ugly clothes, the next thing you know we’ll be living in Bizarro World where the Oprah Winfreys and Rosie O’Donnells will be the ones dressing slutty and I’ll be writing a BBW appreciation blog.