Quickies: Monkey Do October 8, 2008

Gasp — is Jamie Lynn Spears already pregnant again? (Holy Moly)
See what Heidi Klum looks like without all the makeup. (Hollywood Rag)
Bill Mahr as Michael Moore with a shave and a Slim-Fast. (Pajiba)
Aubrey O’Day is too much of a whore for Danity Kane. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Kanye West draws his inspiration from masturbatory narcissism and sociopathic fantasizing. Explains why he always thanks Jesus when he wins an award. (Websters)
Happy Michael Phelps day to you! (MollyGood)
Jennifer Love Hewitt nipple-age! (Ninja Dude)
Katherine McPhee looking McFugly. (Bastardly)
The new Bond girls — without pants! (The Grumpiest)
Rob Lowe has the best taste in nannies. (Pretty Boring)
Nudists and monkeys overtake Tokyo! (College Candy)

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