Part IV: IggyGate, Incredible Picketing Babies [Defamer 2007 Year In Review] December 31, 2007
And so we come to Part IV, the final chapter of our Defamer 2007 Year in Review. May 2008 bring conflict resolution, good health, and love:
October · Britney loses her kids. · Charlie Sheen and his correspondences with ex-sad, jobless pig, Denise Richards · David Letterman”s classic post-jail Paris Hilton interview. · Tell Me You Love Me introduces America to prop nuts and fake jizz. · Danny Bonaduce piledrives Jonny Fairplay. · Pamela Anderson weds the Paris Hilton sex-tape guy in Vegas. · The path to war. · IggyGate rocks a nation. · That creepy thing about David Copperfield you could never quite put your finger on. · The Great 2007 Fire of Everyfuckingwhere. · The Great Strike Chair Dispute is a bad sign of things to come. · Marie Osmond down n” out. · Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates some Late Night hubris.
November · The strike is on. (And on and on and on.) · Ellen DeGeneres crosses picket lines. · Shia LaBeouf”s Walgreen”s arrest. · Fabio vs. Clooney. · Michael Jackson”s Ebony cover. · Mickey Rourke”s Vespa DUI. · Dog the Bounty Hunter”s gets caught N-wording on tape by his own son. · The Incredible Picketing Baby: A strike star is born. · Sharon Stone leaves little to the imagination. · Matt Damon named the sexiest man alive. · The hunkiest Bachelor ever refuses to play by The Bachelor rules. · A live 30 Rock among the sweet spots in a bitter strike. · Carson Daly”s strike solution. · Carrot Top scores!
December · Kiefer”s in jail 
· Jodie Foster publicly thanks her life partner. · Katherine Heigl puts her foot in it in Vanity Fair. · Jennifer Love Hewitt”s ass is a topic of much discussion. · Dr. Phil”s audience spared a taping of Dr. Phil. · Quentin Tarantino horrifies early risers with his Golden Globe announcements. · Steven Spielberg staying put. · Jamie Lynn Spears is having a baby. · A Return to Late Night. · Last DUI of the year? Bet on it: Mischa Barton. · Worldwide Pants the slacks of reason in the growing strike madness.
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