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Paris Hilton Violates Probation February 28, 2007

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Idiot man-child Paris Hilton managed to violate the terms of her probation last night by driving on a suspended license. TMZ reports

As a result [of Paris Hilton’s prior arrest], the DMV suspended her license, and a judge placed Hilton on 36 months probation, with one major condition being: to “obey all laws.” Last night, Hilton was stopped around 10:30 PM after cops say they noticed Hilton speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. Deputies then discovered she was driving with a suspended license, arrested the heiress and impounded her car. [The heiress] could spend up to 90 days in jail as a result.

Operative word being “could.” Paris Hilton could be elbow deep in a dead hooker’s chest clutching a butcher knife with a child hostage under each arm and a pound of coke stuffed in her hoo-ha and her stupid spoiled ass would still get off. American justice, baby. You can’t beat it.


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