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P. Diddy’s Hit and Run February 28, 2007

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Sean “P. Douchebag” Combs allegedly punched some guy in the face at an Oscar party early Monday morning. TMZ reports

Gerard Rechnitzer was at a post-Oscar bash Sunday night with his fiancee at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood when he made a pit stop in the bathroom [and] noticed his fiancee surrounded by six men, including Combs. We’re told the 5′7″, 140 lb. Rechnitzer watched as Combs chatted up his girl for about five minutes, and then asked his fiancee to leave with him. At that point, Combs allegedly told the woman he was having a party and invited her to come. Rechnitzer asked his fiancee again to leave with him. Combs then allegedly socked Rechnitzer in the jaw.

Rechnitzer, a real estate broker, called 911. The LAPD came out and took a report, but Combs had left before the cops arrived. We’re told the LAPD contacted Rechnitzer yesterday, and as many as five witnesses who observed the incident.

That’s why you can’t have black people at fancy society functions. They always end up hitting somebody in the face or shooting someone or smoking crack or collecting welfare while you’re trying to have a respectable white person time. Unless they’re there to serve appetizers and champagne or clean the toilets, I mean. Then they’re fine.


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