No Glorious MTV VMA Return for Britney Spears August 27, 2008
I know you’ll all be super disappointed, but Britney Spears won’t be performing at this year’s VMA’s, so you can put away the barf bags and take your therapist off speed-dial. It’ll be okay. New York Daily News reports,
Britney Spears is expected to make the MTV Video Music Awards - but she won’t be performing.
Her manager, Larry Rudolph, poured cold water Monday on a report that the troubled singer would try to erase memories of her disastrous performance at last year’s awards show by strutting her stuff at the Sept. 7 show.
“She did the promo for them, but there never were any plans for her to appear on the show,” a spokesman for Rudolph said.
The spokesman said it was “wishful thinking” when Britney’s hair colorist told E! News that he might be working on a look for her VMA performance.
I, for one, am devastated that Britney won’t be returning this year. I was really hoping for a show-stopping performance from her, something to top last year. I envision that it would involve an interpretive dance demonstrating the noble elephant’s mating ritual and birthing experience, while a soft rain of Cheeto dust coats her and the entire audience like a sprinkling of pixie dust, symbolizing her triumphant return to the heights of stardom. Trust me on this one, I saw it at the zoo recently and it really spoke to me. Okay fine, there was no Cheeto dust, and I really wasn’t supposed to be there. It was more like me hiding in the feeding trough and throwing peanuts at the happy couple, yelling, “Mate, Brtiney, mate!”. I’m not welcome there anymore.
The pachyderm herself:
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