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Mary-Kate Olsen Forgets To Put Pants On August 27, 2008

Mary-Kate does her best impression of a scarecrow walking around in what looks like Kurt Cobain’s old shirt. Poor little rich girl, she obviously doesn’t get enough food and her synapses aren’t all firing, making her latest outfit yet another epic fail in a long line of failures. Would it really kill her to drop the Schlumpy McDumpy look, do something NEW with her hair, and actually SHOW HER TEETH when she smiles, instead of that pursed smirk she always does? Damn! For being so vanilla, she seriously annoys me.

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