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Martha Stewart Has a Gigantic Weiner October 10, 2008

Marthe Stewart Hot Dog

I have no idea what this is from, but it’s disturbing on many levels.  First off, I don’t like the blissfully smug look on Martha Stewart’s face as she hoists this enormous hot dog and waves it in my general direction.  She’s been in prison!  Who knows what atrocities she will commit against my tender flesh!  Second, I don’t believe in hot dogs that aren’t grilled, and this thing looks microwaved at best.  It might even be uncooked, and raw hot dogs are terrifying.  Halloween is still three full weeks away, so there is no excuse for this horror.  Knock it off, Martha!  Put that thing back in your pants!

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