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Madonna’s Tour Crew Ready to Quit September 2, 2008

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In more shocking celebrity news, it seems that being under the employ of anal perfectionist control freak Madonna isn’t as much fun as it sounds. Gasp! Madge’s world tour crew are reportedly this close to walking out on the Queen of Pop after being shipped EasyJet and dumped in a cheap hotel while she wallowed in Caligulan excess. According to Digital Spy

Things went from bad to worse when [the crew] discovered they would be staying at a [$100]-per-night hotel… while Madonna [flew] out to France on a private jet with her family and stayed at the luxury Chateau Saint Jeannet castle at a cost of [$22,000].

[An insider said], “Trouble has been brewing for a few months in the Madonna camp. Everyone is absolutely furious with her and some of them want to walk out of the tour. They feel they are being treated like second-class citizens, despite all their hard work. They are being forced to stay in horrible places and fly on cheap low-cost flights, while she has the lap of luxury.”

I suppose you could go on tour with Madonna, but you could just as easily go on tour with a bear you roused from hibernation with a cattle prod. Six of one, really. And unless you have buzz saws for hands and cry Holy Water tears, you don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell surviving Madonna. At least the bear never makes you lick its shoe and call it “Esther.”

At the “RocknRolla” world premiere in London yesterday: