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Kate Moss Sex Tape? December 31, 1969

Kate Moss has her lawyers busy trying to gag her drug-addict ex-boyfriend, Pete Doherty. The Babyshambles frontman is negotiating with Britain’s ITV2 network to tell all about their romance and share his home videos of her in a documentary titled “Kate & Pete: A Love Story.” Doherty, who split with Moss last summer, could make $1 million, a source said, adding, “Producers hope he’ll let them use a lot of film he and Kate shot on camcorders.” Source

I don’t why anyone would pay 1 million for a Kate Moss and Pete Doherty sex tape. Sure, coke-fueled sex is considered the greatest, but not when one of the members is a living corpse. BTW, I’m not speaking from experience; my sex is alcohol-based, but that’s just because it’s the only way I can last for a long period of time. Look, when you’re banging models, you got to do what you go to do. They have certain expectations.