Glove for sale February 18, 2006
the magic is in the glove, along with other DNA…
It was just this morning that I was wondering what else I could buy on ebay besides a few liters of Vincent Gallo’s sperm (I just realized how TomKat got pregnant!). Like manna from heaven, there it was in all its white splendor: The Glove.
Yessir, Michael Jackson’s single glove is for sale and the bids start at a mere $250K. A steal! A bargain for the glove that touched the hand that touched the crotch of the king of pop.
I don’t know why but Liza Minelli’s ex-husband David Gest owned the glove. Its a little something from his “private collection” which used to sit in a locked glass case next to Liberace’s rhinestoned purple knee socks and Elton John’s hot pink, ostrich feather trimmed boa.
The description of The Glove reads:
“This is specifically a glove to be worn in concert as there are no stones on the palm side, so holding the microphone and manipulating the fedora hat is easier. On the back side of the glove are hundreds of rhinestones individually sewn on. This glove is a significant piece of pop history.”
Funny, no mention of a free 2 liter bottle of Jesus Juice included with the sale of the glove, not even a dvd of the making of Thriller. What a rip off! Save your money for Michael Jackson’s newly worn burkha from his trip to the Middle East. That comes with a free black wig and a coupon for a pair of Curious George pajama bottoms.
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