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Following a Savannah Film Festival event … [Brett Ratner] October 31, 2007

Following a Savannah Film Festival event at which Brett Ratner was named Rush Hour Sequel Director of the Year by the fest”s blue-ribbon panel, the flattered fauxteur decided to take the students in attendance out for a crash course on the only aspect of the cinematic arts he”s truly mastered: the part where one hands over all of his footage to an editor, tells him, “Make a movie out of this, would ya, bro?,” then embarks on a celebratory search for a titty bar: “Ratner wasn”t finished answering the students” questions when the party ended, and led at least a dozen on a pub crawl which involved a caravan of cabs crossing the bridge to South Carolina in search of a topless bar open in the wee hours of Monday morning. It was a valiant, misguided quest, but the students won”t soon forget their seminar with Ratner.” [P6]

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