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Eva Mendes and Nicole Kidman Do Elle October 6, 2008

Nicole Kidman Elle Magazine

Eva Mendes and Nicole Kidman both pose in separate issues of Elle magazine in the upcoming months, but Eva’s spread is far superior to Nicole’s. No question about it. Eva just oozes raw sensuality; Nicole is about as sexy as an elementary school music teacher with a neck goiter. Ask any guy. I guarantee they’ll agree with me. It’s the metaphorical equivalent of asking, “Hey, would you like me to give you a handjob, or should I just pour this here hot tar in your nostrils?” Case closed!