Premium Yard Sales: Courtney Love To Make Kurt Cobain’s Leftover Crap Work For Her April 30, 2007
Recovering perfection addict Courtney Love (who recently combined forces with one of the world”s most talented airbrush artists for this NSFW nude portfolio in Pop Magazine) has told the music website Spinner.com she”s tired of holding on to Kurt Cobain”s mildew-gathering collection of grungy sweaters, flannel shirts, novelty sunglasses, and the like, and has decided to put the entire collection up for auction at Christie”s:
“I”m going to have a Christie”s auction,” she tells Spinner. “[My house] is like a mausoleum. My daughter [14-year-old Frances Bean] doesn”t need to inherit a giant hefty bag full of flannel f***ing shirts … A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to “Teen Spirit” — that”s what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we”ll just f***ing sell.”
Love says her friends are supportive of the idea. “Everyone”s been positive and behind me on it,” she says. “We”ll make a lot of money and give a bunch of it to charity.”
While the beneficiaries of the auction have yet to be determined, at least a portion of the proceeds are rumored to be earmarked for the Hey, You Still Owe Us $180,000 in Rehab Spa Fees! Foundation, a pet charity of Love”s. The rest of the money, culled from the deep pockets of legions of navel-gazing Kurt-obsessives who happen to have a couple hundred thou lying around to blow on a babydoll dress from the “In Bloom” video, will almost certainly be put to equally constructive use.
- Courtney Plans to Sell Kurt”s Stuff [Spinner.com]
To Do: Bird, Mindfreak, Groundlings
· Music round-up; Andrew Bird at Amoeba; My Brightest Diamond at the Troubadour; Cornelius at the El Rey. · Illusionist Criss Angel (surely you”re familiar with his fine work on A&E) will be at Book Soup to sign Mindfreak: Secret Revelations from the Master of Surreality; warning: minds will be freaked and panties melted. Come prepared for both. · The Groundlings are throwing an all-star charity show to benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society; among those scheduled to appear: Jai “The One Who Never Had A Real Job To Do on Queer Eye” Rodriguez, MadTV“s Phil LaMarr, Mindy “Frau Farbissina” Sterling, Michael McDonald, and…many more than we care to retype on this list. More info here.
When Famous People Swear Into Hot Mics: Bruce Willis Just Really Loves Playoff Basketball
Never once in the above clip (thanks to Deadspin for bringing this joy into our lives on a Monday afternoon) do we see any booze cross suspiciously enthusiastic action star and proud New Jerseyian Bruce Willis” lips during this interview at a break in yesterday”s Nets-Raptors game, so it would unfair to attribute his slurry, semicoherent endorsements of both his companion”s promising career and his new movie to alcohol intoxication; clearly, his potshot at Cybill Shepherd, his seemingly insane claim that this summer”s Die Hard sequel is better than the original, and his “Yippee-kai-yay, motherfucker!” sign-off were fueled by the excitement of playoff basketball, and not by enough $14 jumbo Bud Lites to kill an actor of half his tolerance.
- Bruce Willis Likes Him Some Jersey Beer [Deadspin]
Jessica Simpson has an impressive bosom
Jessica Simpson was spotted getting dinner with her hair dresser Ken Paves over the weekend, and then the two caught a show together at The Dresden. And I don”t know what she did, but she looks remarkably better than she did two weeks ago. Although judging by the way she”s wearing her boobs these days, I wouldn”t even notice if her face was missing. There could be a bloody stump where her head should be, and I”d still just be sitting here trying to squeeze my monitor with both hands. 
Paris Hilton: One Night In Paris 2: The Autopsy
Daniel Edwards, the Brooklyn-based sculptor who gifted the world with works featuring a crowning Britney Spears splayed on a bearskin rug, and the gilded “first poop” of Miracle Baby Suri Cruise, is back again. This time, he turns his celeb-obsessed chisel to Hollywood”s supreme scenewhore, in an anti-DWI work entitled “Paris Hilton Autopsy”:
To help ram the message home, the Hilton sculpture has an open abdominal cavity and its innards are removable, as if the Simple Life star were really being splayed out for an autopsy. All of the internal organs have been rendered to scale and visitors to the exhibition will be encouraged to don a pair of gloves and pick through the plaster-and-clay remains.
The decidedly morbid display, which will have its unveiling May 11 at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn”s Williamsburg neighborhood, is designed to “counter the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood”s girls-gone-wild,” gallery director David Kesting said.
“I think Daniel is really trying to embrace Paris” stance against youth drunk driving and the dangers that alcohol presents to young women in our society right now,” Kesting told E! Online.
Hilton, certainly no stranger to the invasive feeling of having the world glimpse one”s fleshy insides, has yet to weigh in on this latest controversy. Similarly, her dutiful flack Elliot Mintz had “no comment” for a KCAL reporter–leading us to wonder if Paris is secretly pleased at having finally penetrated the exclusive circles of the art world, and is presently savoring the prospects of long lines of East Coast connoisseurs waiting patiently for their turn to handle her petrified innards, all in the name of furthering the cause of drunk driving awareness.
- A Paris Sculpture to Die For [E! Online]
- Controversial Sculpture Depicts Autopsy of Paris Hilton [CBS2.com]
Breaking: Trader Vic’s Last Gasps?: Update
Sad news: Trader Vic”s–Beverly Hills”s Polynesian cocktail temple and a cherished relic of swinging, bygone Hollywood era–may have finally served its last mai tais and pupu platters, according to e-mails flooding Eater LA”s inbox:
When we last checked with the Hilton, we were told Trader Vic”s closing wasn”t imminent (yet), and “if” it happened, it wouldn”t be for “quite awhile.” We were just there on Thursday and it was packed. But alas, the restaurant Grim Reaper once again wields its ugly head.
UPDATE: It”s over, people. More after the jump.
Email #1: “Just heard from the staff at Trader Vic”s that they may be closing as soon as tomorrow (Monday). The waitress said they are having a meeting tomorrow morning and should know for sure around 10am. If it doesn”t close tomorrow, she said next Monday would be the latest.”
The rumors of Vic”s demise have been around for a while, with the Los Angeles Conservancy having entered talks last year with the new owners of the Beverly Hilton (of which the restaurant is a part), after they had announced plans to demolish it to make room for condos and hotel towers. More recently, the restaurant hosted many a post-Globes Miramax soirée, and was also visited by Phil Spector the night of Lana Clarkson”s shooting. Developing…
UPDATE: Humu Kon Tiki blog is reporting it”s official: Last night was Trader Vic”s final night. We”re going to Tiki Ti tomorrow to drown ourselves in Ray”s Mistakes.
- BREAKING: Trader Vic”s Closed? [Eater LA]
Breaking: Trader Vic’s Last Gasps?
Sad news: Trader Vic”s–Beverly Hills”s Polynesian cocktail temple and a cherished relic of swinging, bygone Hollywood era–may have finally served its last mai tais and pupu platters, according to e-mails flooding Eater LA”s inbox:
When we last checked with the Hilton, we were told Trader Vic”s closing wasn”t imminent (yet), and “if” it happened, it wouldn”t be for “quite awhile.” We were just there on Thursday and it was packed. But alas, the restaurant Grim Reaper once again wields its ugly head.
Email #1: “Just heard from the staff at Trader Vic”s that they may be closing as soon as tomorrow (Monday). The waitress said they are having a meeting tomorrow morning and should know for sure around 10am. If it doesn”t close tomorrow, she said next Monday would be the latest.”
The rumors of Vic”s demise have been around for a while, with the Los Angeles Conservancy having entered talks last year with the new owners of the Beverly Hilton (of which the restaurant is a part), after they had announced plans to demolish it to make room for condos and hotel towers. More recently, the restaurant hosted many a post-Globes Miramax soirée, and was also visited by Phil Spector the night of Lana Clarkson”s shooting. Developing…
- BREAKING: Trader Vic”s Closed? [Eater LA]
Trade Round-up: Imagine Gets Into The Frank Langella Business For ‘Frost/Nixon’
· Frank Langella will reprise his stage role as Nixon for Imagine“s big screen version of Peter Morgan”s celebrated play, Frost/Nixon. The casting suggests director Ron Howard will remain true to the source material, though that doesn”t completely rule out Akiva Goldsman being brought in for an eleventh-hour rewrite that incorporates several make-believe characters that exist only in the disgraced President”s paranoid imagination. [Variety] · In further Imagine news, Ridley Scott signs on to direct Russell Crowe in Nottingham, the “Robin Hood but where the Sheriff”s the good guy” movie, hoping the two can reignite Gladiator, not-so-much A Good Year, magic. [Variety]
· As we mentioned on Friday, Will & Grace series creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick reached a surprise settlement with NBC Studios after a near mistrial was called moments before the verdict in their $55 million lawsuit was to be read. Both the tossed verdict and settlement deal remain undisclosed, but TMZ is reporting that the jury had awarded them $48.5 million plus punitive damages. [Variety] · Upcoming World”s Biggest Comedy Movie Star Seth Rogen (Carell had his turn) plays an oafish stoner with a hot blonde love interest in a Judd Apatow-produced movie. Only this time, it”s called The Pineapple Express, not Knocked Up. [THR] · Roger Ebert”s Overlooked Film Festival turned into a weekend-long tribute to the populist film critic, who”s recovering from reconstructive jaw surgery after a bout with thyroid cancer. It even included a screening of Russ Meyers” Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, for which a young Ebert wrote the Triple-D-rated screenplay. [Variety]
Trade Round-up: Trade Round-Up: Imagine Gets Into The Frank Langella Business For ‘Frost/Nixon’
· Frank Langella will reprise his stage role as Nixon for Imagine“s big screen version of Peter Morgan”s celebrated play, Frost/Nixon. The casting suggests director Ron Howard will remain true to the source material, though that doesn”t completely rule out Akiva Goldsman being brought in for an eleventh-hour rewrite that incorporates several make-believe characters that exist only in the disgraced President”s paranoid imagination. [Variety] · In further Imagine news, Ridley Scott signs on to direct Russell Crowe in Nottingham, the “Robin Hood but where the Sheriff”s the good guy” movie, hoping the two can reignite Gladiator, not-so-much A Good Year, magic. [Variety]
· As we mentioned on Friday, Will & Grace series creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick reached a surprise settlement with NBC Studios after a near mistrial was called moments before the verdict in their $55 million lawsuit was to be read. Both the tossed verdict and settlement deal remain undisclosed, but TMZ is reporting that the jury had awarded them $48.5 million plus punitive damages. [Variety] · Upcoming World”s Biggest Comedy Movie Star, Seth Rogen (Carell had his turn), plays an oafish stoner with a hot blonde love interest in a Judd Apatow-produced movie. Only this time, it”s called The Pineapple Express, not Knocked Up. [THR] · Roger Ebert”s Overlooked Film Festival turned into a weekend-long tribute to the populist film critic, who”s recovering from reconstructive jaw surgery after a bout with thyroid cancer. It even included a screening of Russ Meyers” Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, for which a young Ebert wrote the Triple-D-rated screenplay. [Variety]
Defamer Counterpoint: Thomas Dekker Claims He’s The Unfair Victim Of Hollywood Pinkballing
Last week, Heroes co-EP Bryan Fuller said in an interview that the character of Zach (actor Thomas Dekker) was supposed to have come out as a gay teen, but that his management, concerned that it might affect his casting as young John Connor in a Terminator TV series, balked at the prospect and pulled him from the show. A Defamer reader forwarded us Dekker”s own response to the controversy, posted in a MySpace bulletin. An excerpt:
I would like it to be known by everyone, that I have played a gay character three times before in my career, one when I was twelve (which is on youtube), one when I was fifteen, and another when I was seventeen. I, nor my management have ever had any kind of problem with creating a gay character…What transpired on heroes is something far more complicated than anyone being “afraid” to make Zach homosexual.
Some of Dekker”s earlier gay character work is indeed available on YouTube, including this episode of short-lived Darren Star comedy Grosse Pointe, in which he plays a flaming pre-pubescent who wins a date with the show-within-the-show”s resident heartthrob (the money shots are at 2:27 and 3:45), and this musical number from 7th Heaven in which he”s flipped by soft-shoeing baseball players, all the while bringing to mind a young Sanjaya Malakar. We”ve reprinted the whole bulletin after the jump, so you can decide for yourself whether you”d like to thank Bryan Fuller or Dekker for the MySpace add.
“The Truth about Heroes”
Hello everyone, this is Thomas. First of all, I would like to thank everyone for all their messages and comments on my page. For those of you interested in my music, I am in the middle of working in the studio on my second album right now, and your support is especially appreciated at this time. For those of you who have sent me messages regarding heroes, and more importantly “the gay controversy”, I hope my words of explanation will not fall on deaf ears or hearts. I am truly sorry for what transpired on the series and who it has effected. I have been shown a lot of, to be blunt, hate mail directed at me and my manager for the way the character of Zach played out. I would like it to be known by everyone, that I have played a gay character three times before in my career, one when I was twelve (which is on youtube), one when I was fifteen, and another when I was seventeen. I, nor my management have ever had any kind of problem with creating a gay character. To me acting is about being prepared to play all kinds of roles and it is an honor and a challenge to portray ANYTHING that comes my way. What transpired on heroes is something far more complicated than anyone being “afraid” to make Zach homosexual. The character that I created in the beginning of the show, a process I take very seriously, was based on Zach being an outcast who had a burning love for Claire, a crush that drew him to her and effected every ounce of his self esteem around her. I created the character that way because it was WRITTEN IN THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT that he was in love with Claire. Please do remember, I was never under contract with heroes. I was hired per episode, and was not informed in the beginning of the series, of any planned character arc, because I was told there wasnt one. What ensued later was a combination of miscommunication, confusion, surprise and last minute desicions, not a knee jerk reaction from me or my team. Lastly, I want to make it VERY clear that me leaving Heroes has NOTHING to do with this “gay controversy”. You will notice, I filmed five or so more episodes after the situation, and only at that point, months later, did I even begin to audition for Sarah Connor Chronicles. Only then, once I got the part of John, was I not permitted to do any more episodes of Heroes. That”s just how television networks work. I write this because I believe it is only fair, that you know what actually happened and how, and not what you are being told in other areas of information. mis-information. I would love at some point in the future to play a gay character, that I was aware was intended to be gay, that I had a chance to know, and a chance to really infuse with the performance that THAT character would deserve. Thank you for your time, your support, and to those that this situation has hurt, I, and everyone affiliated with the series are truly sorry. Yours, Thomas Dekker
Obamamania: Obama Campaign Takes Message To Hollywood’s VIP Booths
Hoping to reach the next generation of politically minded entertainment industry influencers who one day might achieve enough success to throw him lavish, billionaire-courting fund-raisers at their Carbon Beach compounds and kneecap his rivals in the pages of the NY Times, the Obamamania Campaign Hummer pulled up to the valet stand at Boulevard3 on Saturday night, an attempt to reach Hollywood up-and-comers in the environment in which they”re most comfortable: a club the LAT describes as a “one-stop shop for conspicuous nightlife consumption. Variety reports on the scene at Barack Obama“s weekend trip to Sunset Boulevard:
They waited patiently behind the red velvet rope. Inside they sipped on any of three brands of vodka, lounging comfortably to a loud beat. And when Barack Obama arrived at this fund-raiser at Hollywood nightclub Boulevard3, they swarmed him like the paparazzi would pursue a tabloid darling.
It was not the Paris Hilton crowd, but this was a decidedly younger, looser group of entertainment industry professionals — actors, producers and managers in their late 20s and 30s — who came to hear Obama”s inspirational message. […]
But the key to Obama”s Boulevard3 event was its $500-per-person cost — a bargain when it comes to entertainment political fund-raisers. Although such politically active figures as Lawrence Bender, Oliver Stone, Nicole Avant and Jane Fonda were in the mix, many in the crowd were political neophytes, drawn to Obama”s call for a new kind of politics. […]
The event, which raised more than $300,000, was organized by O08 the Movement, a group of industry professionals seeking to reach a younger pool of donors and activists. Among its members is actor Hill Harper, one of Obama”s law-school classmates. (He admitted that some of the fellow actors to whom he spoke had to be informed that there would be no red carpet). The group helped draw such celebrity names as Jessica Biel, Gabrielle Union, Taye Diggs, Anthony LaPaglia, Dave Annable, Kate Walsh, Nia Vardalos, Joy Bryant, Henry Simmons, Amy Smart and Regina King. Cedric the Entertainer introduced Obama on a makeshift stage.
Realizing that even the relatively modest $500-per-head of this event would still price out many thousands of low-level industry donors, the savvy Clinton campaign–never willing to concede their show business turf to the senator from Illinois–already has a plan to counter Obama”s Young Hollywood strategy: they”ll soon announce a $25 buy-in Assistant Beer Pong Tournament, in which Hillary herself will field a team, explaining her stances on national security, Iraq, and health care to her politically curious Beirut opponents in between chugs from red Solo cups full of cheap beer.
[Photo: Getty Images composite]
- New methods for campaign dollars [Variety]
- Obamamania [Defamer]
Monday Morning Box Office: Shia LaBeouf Threepeats
Take some time to review the weekend box office numbers, the only thing that can temporarily distract you from your Garfieldian dread of Monday mornings:
1. Disturbia–$9.1 million Over the past couple of weeks, we”ve celebrated Shia LaBeouf“s unexpected run as Biggest Movie Star in America (And Soon, The World! [SFX: his agent”s maniacal laughter]), a position further cemented by a third straight week atop the box office. (Hey, a win is a win, even if Hollywood is just pooping out late-April turds before Spider-Man 3 officially kicks off blockbuster season this Friday.) To put The Streak in perspective, consider this utterly meaningful fun fact: Neither Blades of Glory nor 300 managed to stay in first place for three consecutive weekends, and those movies had the competitive advantages of a frequently shirtless Will Ferrell and hundreds of half-naked, glistening Greek warriors, respectively; LaBeouf deserves our admiration for achieving so much without pandering to his audience”s base desire to ogle his still-maturing physique.
2. The Invisible-$7.606 million We know that even Oscar winners have to eat, but couldn”t Marcia Gay Harden find something a little better to slum in? She”s at least go to keep those chops sharp for The Christmas Cottage.
3. Next–$7.2 million We were hoping that Next would fare better than it did, as no one loves a feel-good, “Director Bounces Back From Embarrassing Cross-Dressing Prostitution Arrest To Box Office Glory” tale more than we do.
9. The Condemned–$7.075 million 11. Kickin” It Old Skool–$2.8 million Two things in which the American moviegoing public has little to no interest: Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jamie Kennedy.
- April 27-29, 2007 Studio Estimates [Box Office Mojo]
Britney Spears is a Fox, Take 2
Apparently K-Fed didn’t make out with any of Britney Spears’ prostitute ensembles in the divorce settlement, because Brit seems to have an endless supply of fishnets and see-through tops. I like the bit of Victorian flair there at the neck. Classy. Kind of “Beethoven meets Meth Whore.” I also like that the back seam of her stockings wraps around her thigh instead of running down the back of her leg. A couple of track marks down her arms and a few weeping sores around her mouth and I’d have offered her twenty bucks fight a homeless man on camera. It’s not like dignity sells, people!
More of Ludwing van Spears after the jump
Britney Spears Decides To Wear Panties
For most of us, the fact that Britney Spears decided to wear panties on this particular day is a good thing. We’ve all seen her ‘goods’ before, and frankly they’re nothing to write home about. For some reason though, I did end up having a craving for pastrami on rye after seeing them, but that’s another story. As for the rest of you sick puppies who are disappointed that Brit did her laundry on this day, I say hang in there. I’m sure her peepshow isn’t completely out of business just yet.
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Photos: PacificCoastNews
Posh’s Nipples Unfettered by Bra
It’s been a good three or four days without seeing Victoria Beckham’s nipples, so here are approximately seventy-five pictures of Posh and her silver bullets to restore the natural order of things. She’s technically wearing a bra, yes, but my trusty neighborhood gang and I analyzed the photos in our clubhouse and determined the material supporting her bosoms was either 1) tissue paper, 2) cellophane, or 3) ozone. You’d think nipples would have a hard time cutting through two different layers of fabric, but the human body sometimes surprises you with your own latent strength. Like this one time I jumped out of a fourth story window to rescue a kitten. Sure, I was on acid and on fire and the kitten was actually a four-door sedan, but the point is my nipples were hard the whole time.
More of Little Miss Pokies after the jump
Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Hungry
Wow! This has got to be the best I’ve seen jessica simpson look all year! She looks awesome! From her head down to her toes and then back up to her massive chest! Speaking of Jessica’s chest, her boobs are looking much bigger than usual (as if they weren’t already big enough!) and that’s because it appears that Jessica has put on some poundage. Usually this would be unacceptable by Hollywood Tuna standards, but since the weight is going to all the right places, I’ll let Jessica off the hook this time!
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Photos: PacificCoastNews
Victoria Beckham And Her Super Nipples!
When I first saw these pictures of Victoria Beckham, like usual I was blown away! Once again, her mighty nipples made a public appearance. But ladies, after further scrutiny, I noticed that Victoria was wearing a bra, which means Posh’s nipples penetrated through two articles of clothing!? That’s superhero like! We’ve now discovered Posh’s superpowers: nipples of steel!
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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, PacificCoastNews
Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures
Kate Bosworth is flat and about as curvy as a chopstick. Usually these are characteristics that tend to keep you off the pages of Hollywood Tuna, but I figured I’d make an exception for Kate in this case. Why you may be asking? Well I’m posting them as a curiosity more than anything. Yes folks, here’s a rare occasion where a pretty starlet can make bikini pics about as exciting as watching cheese age. Way to go Kate! You win D-cup implants! Call me.
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Photos: PacificCoastNews
A Nell McAndrew Picture Moment
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Quickies: Technical Difficulty April 28, 2007
Carmen Electra in Russian FHM. (The Grumpiest)
Britney Spears’ beaver burns a hole in her fishnets. (Seriously? OMG)
More of Kirsten Dunst looking like ass. (ICYDK)
Petra Nemcova is yummy. (UseMyComputer)
Confirmed: Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian. (Metadish)
Jenna Elfman believes TomKat is for real. (MollyGood)
Alec Baldwin tells Dora the Explorer she’s a “thoughtless little pig.” (Jossip)
Week In Review: The Clip Show: Rosie’s Work Here Is Done
· It”s not like she”s really leaving! She”s coming back to do one-hour specials on autism and depression and child abuse and stuff! Maybe we”re just in denial. · Trouble at the Baldwins”: 8½ leaks. Parting ways with CAA. The Dora connection. NBC stands by their embattled series lynchpin. Opening up on The View. · Jack Valenti dies. · SpectorWatch: They had murder on their minds! · Agencies jockey for space around Century City food court”s In-N-Out Baby. · Ivy League Ice Cream Day at ABC. · Val Kilmer”s bowel-voiding needs met on set of Echo Park movie shoot. · What really went down with Heroes” gay-seeming non-gay. · What really went down with American Idol“s gay-seeming non-gay. · “Yo– Fox Earth Day: Suck my tailpipe.” · Brett Ratner available to judge your parody and sincere filmmaking efforts. · Joe Francis has 35 days to think about what it is he”s done. · “I”m not drinking any fucking Merlot, y”all!” · And finally: Hawking flies.
Short Ends: Spinal Tap Pledges To Fight Global Warming By Reducing Spontaneous Drummer-Combustion Emissions
· Spinal Tap reunites, with semi-amusing results. · There”s nothing at all weird about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes” marriage, says official Scientology spokesfriend Jenna Elfman. · Tracy Morgan to saw off own foot, go on bender. · Thora Birch finds the idea that her dad tried to direct her sex scene absurd. That”s not how movie sets work, silly tabloids! · Warning: Under no circumstances should you refer to Hunter Tylo”s rack as shelf-like, as that apparently angers her lawyers. Also: Who”s Hunter Tylo?
Studio 60 Cancellationwatch: NBC Gives You A Chance To Say A Proper Goodbye To Matt, Danny, Jordan, And Lobster Boy
NBC“s website quietly brings good–nay, great, shout-Huzzah!-to-the-heavens-and-slaughter-the-fatted-calf–news to Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip“s legion of affluent, upscale, and long-suffering fans: The show will return to the airwaves on Thursday, May 24, presumably to burn off the remainder of its first-season episodes, just one day after the end of May sweeps and a week after the network is expected to announce a Sorkin-free Fall lineup at the upfronts. Of course, maverick NBC president Kevin Reilly could shock the world by taking the stage in NY and announcing he”s giving the show another 22 episodes, explaining to a room full of disbelieving advertisers, “Come on, it”s Aaron Fucking Sorkin! He made The West Wing! I know this sounds crazy now, but If you”d read his breakdown for the second season, where Matt and Danny decide to run in the presidential primary against Obama and Hillary, you”d understand. It”s going to work this time, I can really feel it.”
- “Studio 60″ Returning in May [Zap2it.com]
- Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip [NBC.com]
- Previously: “Studio 60″ CancellationWatch: Sorkin And Company Quietly Playing Out The String [Defamer]
To Do: Your Weekend Of Touching The Stars
Friday · The Not For Tourists guide is throwing itself a party from 6-9 pm to celebrate its new Los Angeles edition at Footsie”s. Free cans of PBR and free guidebooks if you get there early enough. · Get up close and personal (but not too close! These are stars!) to Erik Estrada, Tom Bosley, Butch Patrick, Henry Winkler, and many, many more famous people of similar quality at the Hollywood Collectors and Celebrities Show at the Burbank Airport Marriott Hotel & Convention Center, today and Saturday. · Music round-up: It”s Gwen Stefani (and more importantly, Lady Sovereign) at the Gibson Amphitheatre; The Cinematics at Spaceland; Grant Lee Phillips at the Troubadour. Saturday · Wondernig where you can see a musical about Erasmus Darwin, Charles Darwin”s doctor/scientist/poet grandfather? At the Machine Project, that”s where. · Meltdown Comics on Sunset hosts a tournament of War on Terror: The Boardgame, this Saturday and Sunday. The designers of the game will be on hand to make sure participants pay proper respect to their creation. Sunday · Want to learn how to put up your own website, all free-like? Then I NEED A WEBSITE RIGHT NOW sounds like it may interest you. · More music: Travis at the Henry Fonda; Arctic Monkeys at the Troubadour.
An Elisha Cuthbert Picture Moment
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