HAPPY NEW YEAR! SHARON OSBOURNE QUOTE OF THE DAY! December 30, 2005
“I”m very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon. I don”t want my nipples looking for coins on the street.”
–on her plans to get her newly enlarged boobies taken down a notch.
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HUH? LINDSAY LOHAN AND JOAQUIN PHEONIX?
Hey Joaaaquiiin! I”m in my bungalow and I”m dressed like jessica simpson!
“She”s only 19, she”s only 19, she”s only 19.”
Ahhh, take this one with a grain of salt. The tabloids are droppin
g Lindsay Lohan in the bed of a new man each week. This time around, Star Magazine is saying that Lohan, 19, and Joaquin Pheonix, 31, have been having a secret rendezvous at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. Apparently, Joaquin and Lindsay are both renting bungalows at the hotel and when the bungalows are rockin”, don”t bother knockin”! {Side bar: unless you are Kevin Federline and you”ve been kicked out of your house by your wife, why do all these celebrities go stay at hotels when they have big, beautiful homes?} Someone close to Joaquin confirmed to Star that he and Lohan have something going on, but said, “I think Joaquin is blowing off steam with Lindsay. This is definitely not going to be a great Hollywood romance.” Gee, ya think?
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g Lindsay Lohan in the bed of a new man each week. This time around, Star Magazine is saying that Lohan, 19, and Joaquin Pheonix, 31, have been having a secret rendezvous at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. Apparently, Joaquin and Lindsay are both renting bungalows at the hotel and when the bungalows are rockin”, don”t bother knockin”! {Side bar: unless you are Kevin Federline and you”ve been kicked out of your house by your wife, why do all these celebrities go stay at hotels when they have big, beautiful homes?} Someone close to Joaquin confirmed to Star that he and Lohan have something going on, but said, “I think Joaquin is blowing off steam with Lindsay. This is definitely not going to be a great Hollywood romance.” Gee, ya think?
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SOPHIA BUSH: HURT. HUMILIATED. BROKEN HEARTED.
Screw you Chad Michael Murray! US Weekly reports that Sophia Bush is soldiering on after her painful breakup from her husband and One Tree Hill co-star. Sophia, who dumped Chad “I used to think you were cute, now I think you”re a rat” Michael Murray 5 months into their marriage, will go public with her heartache in the February issue of CosmoGirl.
“I can”t say there are no hard feelings,” she said, “I”m hurt, humiliate and brokenhearted.” Bush would not directly address the specific rumors floating around about the reason for the breakup (Chad allegedly screwing Paris Hilton) but added, “Does it shock me how accurate some of them are? Yes.” It”s rumored that this may be One Tree Hill”s last season and even though fans like me will be bummed, it could end up being the best thing for Murray and Bush. A source told US that Sophia and Chad “fight and bitch at each other” all the time in the middle of the set now. So sad.
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NIP/TUCK’S THE CARVER, BRUNO CAMPOS SPEAKS!
Even though I”m still kinda bummed over the way Nip/Tuck ended up making penis challenged Quentin Costa (played by Bruno Campos) The Carver, I”m still looking forward to next season. TV Guide had an interview with Campos and he shed some light on a couple fun little Carver facts. Although in press interviews, fellow cast members claimed they didn”t know the identity of The Carver, Costa knew all throughout season 3 it was his character wearing that creepy white mask. “It was the hardest secret I ever had to keep,” Campos told TV Guide. In addition to the creepy mask, Costa had to wear brown contacts as part of his Carver gear. “They made me look like a cold-blooded animal. It was a haunting thing, and wearing that mask was intense.” Unlike Campos, Rhona Mitra who played detective Kit McGraw only learned 2 weeks before the final episode was filmed that her character would turn out to be Quentin”s sister Kit. The peeps at FX are mum on whether or not Quentin, Kit and The Carver will return next season, only saying, “They are alive and well on the beach. They are not contracted to come back, but with Nip/Tuck, you never know.” Hmmm….
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DJ A.M. WANTS HIMSELF SOME MEAT! December 29, 2005
Too Late?
Now that Nicole Richie and boyfriend DJ A.M.”s relationship is over and done with, US Weekly is reporting that A.M. is allegedly looking for some fresh meat to date. Apparently he doesn”t want a boney chicken wing for a girlfriend anymore and a source told US,
“A.M. wants to date curvy girls. He hated Nicole”s skinny body and liked her better before she lost so much weight.”
Hey, you know what they say….more to love! Oh well, I really like Nicole, I hope the girl is doing ok.
Source: US Weekly
“A.M. wants to date curvy girls. He hated Nicole”s skinny body and liked her better before she lost so much weight.”
Hey, you know what they say….more to love! Oh well, I really like Nicole, I hope the girl is doing ok.
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HIGHLIGHTS FROM US WEEKLY’S NICK LACHEY STORY
The new issue of US Weekly hit the stands today with “Nick”s Side of The Story” blasted all over the cover. Of course, unlike Jessica who graced the cover of US Weekly alone last week, Nick had to once again share the spotlight and the cover of his US Weekly featured story. First off, it”s not a one on one interview with Nick (surprise, surprise)–it”s “sources” telling the story. Here are the highlights:
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The cheating- Both of the kids have been accused of cheating, some stories are more serious than others. They have always denied the claims against both of them, but now some of Lachey”s friends are saying that Jessica wasn”t so innocent: “She comes across as such a goody-two-shoes.” “I”m finding out all these things about her and putting together things she has told me. I”m just now realizing what a good liar she was. That”s how Nick feels too-totally in shock.” Another Lachey friend adds, “The idea that things unfolded because Jess couldn”t take Nick misbehaving is simply not true.”
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He felt ignored- The bigger Jessica”s star started to get, the more she started to neglect her husband. “She ignored him,” a source told US Weekly. “She”d always leave him at home for something “better.” Jessica would go out with friends and never check in with Nick. It bothered him. ” Even when Nick and Jessica were together, she would be aloof to him. “He”d sit there alone while she was living it up with her friends.”
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No matter what Papa Joe says, the couples parting was NOT good - When Simpson told Lachey she wanted a divorce, he felt completely “sucker punched.” Up until then, he and Simpson had held out hope that things could work out and that is why, according to a Jessica source, they spent two months insisting they were alright when they in fact, were already dunzo. A Lachey insider said, “He was committed until the end, that is why he went along with the charade. The “honeymoon” trip (to Italy in October) was real for him. He wanted to fix their problems.”
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The blame game - Friends say Nick would like it if the divorce could stay private between him and Jessica, but his friends worry that “Team Simpson” led by the almighty Joe Simpson, is trying to turn the public against him. “Friends warned Nick that Joe would view the divorce as a business move.”
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Jessica”s regrets? - Some sources think Jessica may be regretting her decision. “I”ve heard she is reaching out to him.” “It hit her how good he was to her. But as long as Nick has some distance from her, he wont take her back.”
So now Lachey and Simpson are living separate lives. But sources believe that emotionally they are in the same place, “In their hearts, they”re both sad.”
Pick up the latest issue of US Weekly to read the story in its entirety.
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YES! YES! FEDERLINE’S COMING Y’ALL!
Ahh man, I was really trying not to write about this, but the urge is just too great. By now you”ve all probably checked out Kevin Federline”s fancy new
website
that he put up. It is quite the treat and when you hop on over to it, you get a nice sampling of his music. I really try to give everyone a chance and part of me feels bad for picking on the guy, but, um…oh Lord, it is just. so. bad. Vanilla Ice has officially been kicked off his throne, if you know what I”m saying. Well, at least 2006 will start off with laughs and smiles because Federline is releasing his first single at midnight, January 1st for everyone to hear. Get ready y”all!! You will also be able to buy the single on Yahoo Music Unlimited. Ooooooh! Exciting. It”s called “Popozao” and I don”t know what the F a “Popozao” is…all I know is that in the 7 second clip played on his
website
and
MySpace
site, Federline sounds like a clown bouncing up and down chanting, “Po! Po! Po! Po! Popozao, Popozao!” According to Page Six, Kevin couldn”t find a major label to release his music, so he is doing it independently (there goes Britney”s money!). Oh well, I really shouldn”t judge because I have not heard the song in it”s entirety, just a silly 7 seconds of it. Maybe I should listen to Kevin when he warns me on his website, “Don”t judge a book by it”s cover!” Maybe when we hear the song in it”s entirety, we will be pleasantly surprised. Heh. Maybe?
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OPRAH DIDN’T KILL NO STINKIN’ BIRD!
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repeat, Oprah Winfrey and the windshield of her private jet did not kill an innocent bird, as erroneously reported by several news sources yesterday. Oprah”s plane had to go back to the airport when the windshield became cracked and it was first thought to have been damaged by a bird flying into it. To the relief of millions of concerned Americans, a Santa Barbara Fire Dept spokesman said,
“It”s unlikely a bird was involved. The pilot did tell my captain that he felt it was a fatigue thing with the glass.”
How much you wanna bet Oprah dropped them a couple hundies to say that so PETA wouldn”t get all up in her ass!
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JESSICA SIMPSON IS MOVIN’ ON UP! December 28, 2005
Well, jessica simpson is moving out of mom and dad”s house. People Magazine is reporting that Jessica bought a 3 million dollar house in Beverly Hills and has begun the process of moving in. A “source” close to Simpson (Papa Joe) tells People,
“She”s happy to have a house that”s hers. This is the first time she”s making her own decisions.”
No word yet on whether or not girlfriend CaCee Cobb, Ken Paves, stinky Bam Margera or dirty Johnny Knoxville will be her roommates, but I”m sure they”ll be over for slumber parties!
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YAY! MADAME JANICE DICKINSON RETURNS TO TV!
America”s Next Top Model fans rejoice! Your favorite loud mouthed judge Janice Dickinson is returning to television with her very own reality show. “The Janice Dickinson Project,” (working title) will follow “The Worlds Very First Supermodel” as she attempts to open up her very own Hollywood modeling agency. The Oxygen Network has ordered 10 episodes of the reality show where Janice picks 5 lucky girls out of 500 hopefuls to be the first signed to her agency. Even though she can be loud and obnoxious (and yes, sometimes like nails on a chalkboard), I love Janice Dickinson. Girlfriend tells it like it is and I can”t get enough of her. Lets hope the winners on her show have a better a shot at a modeling career than the winners on Top Model have had. Yikes.
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LOPEZ & ANTHONY’S WEDDING VIDEO HELD HOSTAGE.
Memories.
Two thugs were arrested Tuesday for trying to extort $1 million from Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony. Tito Moses, 31, and Steven Wortman, 40, were arrested in New York City after allegedly trying to get the couple to pay up for a missing copy of their wedding video. The video, previously stored on Anthony”s laptop computer, got into the wrong hands this past October when it was inside a vehicle of Anthony”s that was stolen. Earlier in the month, Access Hollywood received a call from Moses trying to sell them the video for big bucks. Following weeks of negotiations with Lopez and Anthony”s lawyers, the bums thought they were going to get a big pay off, but instead, were caught by the fuzz and had their asses thrown in jail. Holla!
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DID BRAD PITT GIVE A FREE SHOW ON HIS BALCONY?
Brad Pitt”s lawyer has sent a letter out to tabloids threatening legal action if anyone prints mysterious photos that were recently taken of Pitt on the balcony of his Los Angeles home. To warrant this type of legal action, Page Six is insinuating that these photos of Pitt could be some type of nudie photos like the ones Jennifer Aniston”s lawyer threatened to sue over. Whatever! Anyone who”s aware that they are watched 24/7 by paparazzi is an idiot for going out on their balcony with their goods exposed. It”s the price of fame sweetheart, deal with it.
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CHRIS KLEIN SNUBS KATIE & TOM’S BABY
Oh that Chris Klein. He claims he has no hard feelings towards Katie Holmes and their break up, but Mr. Toughguy says he isn”t going to congratulate her on her upcoming baby. Bitter, much? In a recent AP radio interview, when asked if he would be sending Holmes a congratulatory card or gift after she gives birth to Tom Cruise”s baby, Klein responded, “No, I don”t think so. Her and my relationship is a time in the past. And it”s a time that I”ll always look back with in fondness, but her and I have moved on, and she has a separate life and I have a separate life. And it”s better that we keep it that way.” Oh c”mon Chris! We”re not asking you to be best friends with the girl, but you dated her for seven years! I”m sure her new quickie relationship with the worlds biggest movie star would be hard for any ex boyfriend to deal with, but If you are going to go around in interviews and
act like you don”t care
about your break up with Katie, then at least do the decent thing and congratulate her. Buy a card, sign your name and mail it off. Done.
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NICK LACHEY TO TELL “US” HIS SIDE OF THE STORY. December 27, 2005
E! News has just reported that the upcoming issue of US Weekly will exclusively tell dreamy Nick Lachey”s side of the story on his split with jessica simpson. I wish Nick would spill all the dirt about what a bad girl Jessica has allegedly been, but you know he will be a total gentleman (damn!). In the meantime, Nick has been hard at work on his new CD, which he says will lean more towards a rock sound this time around. It”s also possible that the defunct MTV reality show “The Nick Lachey Project” might see the light of day, since Nick says MTV has been filming him “on and off.” A rescheduled premiere date will be centered around his new CD”s release, sometime in 2006.
In jessica simpson news, Lloyd Grove is reporting that Jessica is very unhappy that Nick is slaughtering her in the polls of public opinion and that the majority of people think she was responsible for the break up. Grove also says that Simpson is pissed off that her publicist has been unable to keep the negative stories about her (ie: fake lips? cheating with Maroon 5 singer? got ulcers?) out of the spotlight lately. I”m telling ya, as much as I used to love Jessica, I think her star is fading and you can blame that on breaking Nick”s heart, not to mention, the dislike people have for Papa Joe Simpson. Awww, who”s your daddy now Jess?
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EW. TORI SPELLING ENGAGED.
Nah! Nah! Take that, Brenda Walsh!
Tori Spelling and that guy she had the affair with, Dean McDermott, apparently got engaged on Christmas Eve. Both Spelling and her lovah are not even divorced from the spouses that they cheated on. That is sooo tacky! Donna Martin, you should be ashamed! In a joint statement released to People magazine the couple gushed, “We”re so incredibly happy and in love. We cannot wait to start our lives together!” Yeah, that and a big F you to the spouses they are both legally married to at the moment and let”s not forget the baby McDermott just recently adopted with his wife before leaving her. Spelling”s rumored pregnancy is said to be false. But, if she”s not already pregnant, you know bitch will be knocked up soon! Yuck. Ya think Papa Spelling will give her another million dollar wedding?
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BOO HOO. JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER IS GETTING CRANKED.
The New York Daily News is reporting that “Sopranos” star Jamie-Lynn Sigler is allegedly getting nasty drunk laden messages left on her cell phone by soon to be ex-husband A.J. DiScala. Her friends are claiming, “He”ll be in Miami or Los Angeles and he”ll call her at 4 a.m. and just slur nasty things into the phone. She just wants to move on with her life.” A.J., who has been hanging out with newly single Nick Lachey, denies the accusations and tells The New York Daily News, “I”ve left my wife two happy holiday E-mails,” (which translates to: MERRY F”IN CHRISTMAS AND A SHITTY NEW YEAR BITCH!!!”). He goes on to say, “I love my wife, and I want her to be happy, and I wish no ill will toward her or her family.” I don”t know, nor care enough about either one of these yahoos (except for the fact that they would pop up on Newlyweds here and there) to make a judgment on who”s telling the truth, so you make the call.
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HEY! BIN LADEN’S NIECE IS “JUST LIKE US!”
Oh man. Gossip is very slow, so we will talk about this bottom of the barrel news. Bin Laden”s rebellious niece, Wafah Dufour (26), is really going to piss him off. Dufour, who has dreams of launching a music career in the United States, has posed for GQ magazine “reclining on satin sheets wrapped in a feather boa and sporting high heels.” She thinks that this photo shoot is a way to prove to Americans that she does not condone or support Bin Laden in any way (and gee! maybe now we will buy her record!). She says, “It”s really tough that I always have to explain myself. I was born in the States, and I want people to know I”m American, and I want people here to understand that I”m like anyone in New York. For me, it”s home.” Hmmm, maybe she should start by not using the Bin Laden name as a way to pimp her singing career. Not to mention, thinking that she can show how “American” she is by appearing in GQ in lingerie with a “hey U.S.! Look! I can be slutty like the rest of you!” attitude is not going to win her any fans. LAME!
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OPRAH’S PRIVATE JET KILLS INNOCENT BIRD.
Oh dear. Oprah Winfrey and her boyfriend Stedman Graham had to put their travel plans temporarily on hold Monday when the private jet they were flying on was responsible for a birds unfortunate demise. The bird, probably just out for what it thought would be a peaceful post Christmas fly, flew head on into the gulfstream jet, cracking it”s windshield. The pilot was forced to turn around and go back to the Santa Barbara airport until the windshield was repaired. The bird died, but thankfully, Oprah and Stedman were not injured. Oprah is yet to announce if the trauma from this incident will be turned into a topic for a future episode of her talkshow. Merry freakin” Christmas bird!
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EVA LONGORIA DISSES HER OWN PEOPLE! December 26, 2005
I am starting to get annoyed with Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria. She seems to be taking her stardom thang a bit too seriously and is all about the “don”t you know who I am?” way of life. Her and boyfriend San Antonio Spurs basketball player Tony Parker allegedly got in a verbal scuffle with a police officer Saturday night. Parker was cited for impeding traffic and failing to produce a valid Texas drivers license during a traffic stop. It all started when a policeman on a bicycle observed the couples car stopped on a road and interfering with traffic. When the officer tapped the top of Parker”s car as a signal to get the car moving, Parker and Longoria allegedly “began screaming in a verbally abusive and demeaning manner,” towards the policeman. When Parker started to drive away, he almost hit a pedestrian standing near by, so the cop pulled him over. Parker then produced a French drivers license, which caused him to get a citation for not having a valid Texas drivers license. Not very happy about being written up, Parker allegedly complained, “This is all cops do, just mess with people.” I”m sorry, basketball player or not, homeboy has been in Texas long enough and should have his drivers license in order! When that wasn”t enough, police said that big mouth Longoria shouted from the car: “He”s just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph.” Rude! Of course, in a statement through her publicist, Longoria denies she ever used a racial slur and throws out the old “some of my best friends are…” excuse:
“It”s a shame that one officer conducted himself in such an inappropriate and disorderly manner. I never made any sort of racial slurs, let alone made any comments about the officer being Mexican, as a Mexican myself.”
Uh huh, sure Eva. We”ll give Tony Parker a pass, but we”re on to you.
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VINCENT SCHIAVELLI RIP
People may not always know this man by name, but anyone who watches TV or movies knows his face. Character actor Vincent Shiavelli died today at his home in Sicily from lung cancer, at the age of 57. He appeared in nearly 100 feature films and in addition to his acting career, Sciavelli had a love for food, writing 3 cookbooks and many food articles. His delightfully funny face and colorful acting will be sorely missed.
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Rachel Nichols Is Nippy & I Like December 25, 2005
It’s not very often that I want to make love to my monitor but if there was a way and I hope one day someone invents an apparatus for that purpose, Rachel Nichols would be receiving plenty of attention. However, it’s a good thing there isn’t such a device because then there would be more crabby single women and we don’t need another show like Sex In The City to let us know how insignificant men are.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is The Bomb
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the type of girl you want to bring home to mom. She’s the ideal little goodie too shoes . That’s probably why everything she touches fails. I’m not sure how well her show the Ghost Whisperer is doing but I’m going out on a limb and guessing that it’s not doing very well. I think the major reason why her career has been bombing is because she dated Carson Daly. In my professional opinion, that’s career suicide. It’s also very bad taste.
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FOXY BROWN IS A SMART ASS! December 23, 2005
Rapper Foxy Brown was in court today and was actin” a fool! She was there to plead guilty to a misdemeanor for beating up two manicurists she had a nail bill disagreement with a while back. You would think she would be on her best behavior, but instead, she got all sassy when the judge accused her of chewing gum in court and making faces at her. Foxy denied that she had any gum, but the judge did not believe her. After she told Foxy and her lawyer that she
“didn”t like her attitude,”
Foxy opened her mouth and “
wagged her tongue as if to show her mouth was empty
.” After that, the judge had enough and ordered Foxy handcuffed to the defendants” bench along a courtroom wall. Then, pissed off when the female court officer trying to handcuff her didn”t pay attention to Foxy saying her big ass bracelets were in the way, bitch goes off and strikes the officer! At this point, the judge told Foxy that she better apologize her ass quickly or she would be held in contempt of court, where she could be jailed for up to 30 days and fined $1,000. Instead of going off and smacking the judge, Foxy, with hands cuffed behind her back stood in front of her and said, “I apologize for my actions.” Damn, I don”t care that this chick is newly deaf and all. You can”t go off and smack people whenever you don”t like something! That shit aint right!
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AWW JEEZ. MIKE MYERS DIVORCING.
Here we go again. Add Mike Myers and his wife Robin Ruzan to the list of Hollywood couples divorcing. Their spokesperson confirmed today that Myers and Ruzan have decided to end their marriage after 12 years together. Ahh shucks.
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LAURA DERN, NO LONGER LIVING IN SIN!
Congratulations to actress Laura Dern and longtime boyfriend singer Ben Harper…US Weekly is reporting they married last night after 5 years of dating. Dern and Harper have 2 children together, son Ellery, 4, and daughter Jaya, 1. The couple married in a sunset ceremony filled with Christmas decorations at a mansion formerly owned by Gregory Peck. Awww! I bet Laura Dern thanks her lucky stars that bum Billy Bob left her years ago for Angelina Jolie. Ben is cute and he makes nice music!
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