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Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video October 13, 2008

A remarkably svelte Britney Spears writhes around totally naked in the video for her latest musical masterpiece “Womanizer.” Just how did she get so hot so quick? Other than the digital retouching and the lens filters, I mean? Why, with the help of magic pills, of course! MSNBC says

“She’s lost a total of 25 pounds over the last several months. She’s losing about two pounds a week [by] taking Nutrition 53 [and] working out.” (Nutrition 53, interestingly, is the supplement backed by Bill Romanowski, the former NFL linebacker).

Magical football pills, at that! I was figuring something a little more Hollywood, like Adderall and Hepatitis C, but I guess NFL-endorsed supplements work, too. Provided there’s not already an old woman speaking in riddles and in need of a cow wandering around downtown Los Angeles.

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